MACLOVIUS O'CAROLAN!

TRY OUTS TRY OUTS TRY OUTS ON THE 11TH. PERPETUA, ARE YOU GOING TO JOIN THE TEAM AGAIN? YOU SHOULD. WE MUST EXECUTE OUR PLAN TO TAKE OVER GRYFFINDOR TEAM. HAHAHAHA.

Maybe the third time this time's a charm, you know?

Henry, you need to stop being PREFECTLY and help me practice and we should come up with a new PROJECT.

IS ANYONE BETTING FOR THE FINAL MATCH? Mum's AGAINST it for me because I don't have enough money, so I guess that's reasonable. OH WELL.

I have a brill idea.

Someone should be a villain and let me defeat them (Henry? PERP?) so that we can have an epic battle for one month straight in FEBRUARY so that it will be MACLOVIUS MONTH and we'd all get a ONE MONTH HOLIDAY. And on that month EVERYONE gets free food.

WHO IS WITH ME.

( Hexed to Perpetua )

Oy Henry. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

NOW WHERE IS THE CAKE?

Never mind, I won't get to eat it anyway because I AM IN ITALY RIGHT NOW and it is AWESOME. The girls here are GORGEOUS but for some reason they won't TALK to me. Anyway, I'm going to keep on doing some SIGHT SEEING.

MATE, IS IT ME, OR IS HOLLYOAKS KIND OF SCARY???

BLOODY HELL. It is FAR TOO EARLY to be up but I was in this nightmare where a zombie with blond hair was chasing me around. It kind of looked like your sister, Henry.

Or maybe it was you. I'm not sure. What I'm really sure of is that I'm blaming this on all that zombie rock talk.

I SMELL CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES. ACE.

Never mind. Grandpa finished them off.

I GOT SOPHIA WOOD'S SIGNATURE.

( Maclovius Archibald O'Carolan )